Members of Clown Climbing International

Their numbers abound the world around. Follow the email links below to contact some of the world's great clown climbers.

If you see a "jumper" give him a click. It means a picture is available!
 
If you see a "letter" give it a click. It means we have contact info for this dude!

Will " Storyteller" Barnes - CCI Historian and Chef -

- caught him doin' the squats again

Stuart "Grover" Carlson

- Grover being the best belay anchor that he can be

Mike "Captain Magnesium" Clark - CCI Activities Coordinator -

- there's a Home Page for this guy, a picture of past glories, and one of modern decrepitude!

Philip "Little Brother" Clark

sorry, but we have no picture

Pam the "Clark-Meister"

sorry, but we have no picture

Tim "Caveman" Connors

- a picture of the original crown prince of clown climbing

Dale "Hoss" Haas - CCI Expedition Facilitator -

- Dale is the dude on the left

Bruce "Bruiser" Hildenbrand

sorry, but we have no picture

Dave "the surfer" Kesterson

- the kid in his younger days

Paul "Long Legs" Lillis -

- a close-up of ole long legs in the Crestones

Bruce "warrior"Matsutsuyu

- Bruce is the warrior on the left

Bruce "Mushroom-head Boy" Meister

sorry, but we have no picture

Greg "Old Man" Millikan

- Man! The salt on those goat genitals tastes great!

Bill "Lummoix" Newton (formerly the Nightcrawler) - CCI Treasurer -

- the Nightcrawler at his best - incognito and on self arrest!

Nobody in particular

- a really nice shot

John Payne

sorry, but we have no picture

Rurp Hardman

- no email address for this dude, but we do have a picture.

Pat "Madman" O'Brien - two great pictures for this boy! One for disposition and a second for physique The "Notorious" Jim Scanlon - - Jim Boy's the dude on the right Jim "Reamer" Valance sorry, but we have no picture

Scanlon, Reamer and O'Brien Bigwall Kids who have moved on to better things

Steve "needs a nickname" Smith

- left side, bottom row

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